hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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