Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
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Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
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He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
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