your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
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please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize