You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
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Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
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I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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