So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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