This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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