hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
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My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
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We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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