The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
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