I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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