my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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