im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
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Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
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Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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