Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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