Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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