I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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