it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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