He uses pillows to masturbate.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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