Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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