Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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