I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
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I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
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I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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