Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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