Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
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The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
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When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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