More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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