I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
honey bunches of taint.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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