what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
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i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
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Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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