All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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