Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
sex in a hospital.. check
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