What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
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Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
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So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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