She said her name was "party"
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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