I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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