Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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