My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
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Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
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I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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