there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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