Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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