I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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