dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i just google imaged poop.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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