So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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