love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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