Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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