A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
There r osticjed everywhere
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
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he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
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Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo