We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
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I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
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Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
He better not be in your backpack
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Our lives are a motherfucking joke