I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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