Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
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