I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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