Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
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And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
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Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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