Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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