last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
time to smoke my breakfast
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she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
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Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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