On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
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I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
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NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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