i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
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yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
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Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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