I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
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She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
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i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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