I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
honey bunches of taint.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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