do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
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While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
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Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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