how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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