i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
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My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
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Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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