normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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