Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
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In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
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Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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