Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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