Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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