Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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