Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
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My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
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Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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